Me: I want to try something new. Can you help me look for it? It’s called dry shampoo.
Me: No, dry shampoo. Let me explain. You put it on your hair when it’s greasy and it makes your hair look clean.
J: Oh, so you want shampoo.
Me: No, you use it when your hair is dirty.
J: Right, shampoo.
Me: But this is for when you don’t have time to wash your hair.
J: I don’t understand.
Me: Never mind.