Jordan Quotes — Part 1
Most Life With Jordan posts end in a classic one-liner from our protagonist. Here are a few Jordan quotes that don’t need a lead up. On buying groceries: “Do you want me to get...
Category: Communication
Misunderstanding
Me: I want to try something new. Can you help me look for it? It’s called dry shampoo. J: Shampoo? Me: No, dry shampoo. Let me explain. You put it on your hair when...
First Impressions
We had only been dating for two weeks. In other words, not long enough for me to know that I shouldn’t hand Jordan my phone and ask him to text one of my friends...
When to Walk Away
I recently took part in a Strength Finders workshop with my team. Since I’m on the East Coast and my team is on the West Coast, the workshop took place in the evening for...
The Blind Leading the Blind
Jordan hates using his iPhone for navigation, so it’s understood that I will figure out how to get wherever it is we have to go. Apparently this holds true even when the destination is...
How to Write the Perfect Love Note
This is a bold statement, but I’m going to say it anyway: Jordan has mastered the art of writing love notes. It sounds impressive, but what most guys don’t realize is that love notes...
Wedding Vows
It was the week before our wedding and we were lying in bed. Jordan was reading and, as he usually is when reading in bed, he was close to falling asleep. I was staring...
Compromise
I’m not the healthiest person around but I do try to avoid foods that contain ingredients I can’t pronounce. So I was surprised the first time I found Crystal Light powder mix in our...
Communication
Jordan teaches me many things that I’ve always suspected about men but didn’t really know for sure. For example, they take pride in their bowel movements and they love peeing outside. Another thing Jordan’s...
