Category: Men and Women

misunderstanding 0

Misunderstanding

Me: I want to try something new. Can you help me look for it? It’s called dry shampoo. J: Shampoo? Me: No, dry shampoo. Let me explain. You put it on your hair when...

Fall Decorations 0

Gourds Gone Wild

I like to go to farmer’s markets. The feeling I get at a market is similar to the feeling I get walking into Whole Foods. Even though I’m not a great cook, I think...

Lake Champlain 0

Spreading My Wings

For someone who hates to fly, I find myself in the air a lot. I’m not talking about 747s either; I’m talking about those small metal boxes with wings that spurt and putter when...

The Great American Trailer Park Musical 0

The Blind Leading the Blind

Jordan hates using his iPhone for navigation, so it’s understood that I will figure out how to get wherever it is we have to go. Apparently this holds true even when the destination is...

Puget Sound Ferry 0

Communication

Jordan teaches me many things that I’ve always suspected about men but didn’t really know for sure. For example, they take pride in their bowel movements and they love peeing outside. Another thing Jordan’s...

Eiffel Tower 0

Because You’re a Woman

I love olives. I mean, I reeaally looooove olives. Castelvetrano—those plump green ones from Spain—are my favorite. But I am by no means an olive snob. I am beyond happy to open a cheap...

Hallmark Holidays 0

Hallmark Holidays

I first learned that Jordan hates birthdays in October of 2010 when he woke up one Saturday, looked at his phone and let out an awful noise. It started with a low moan and...

First Class to No Class 0

First Class to No Class

After a year of diligently collecting United miles, Jordan finally made premier status in time for the holidays. As much as I mocked his game of counting miles like they were one hundred dollar...